No shortage of ineptitude to choose from.................

Fire Strike ..	Badly handled by the government, the modernisation requirements beggar belief, to be frank, more promotion opportunities for control staff ? Just what we need, a non firefighter in charge of a station ........... shedding staff at expected quiet times ........ ? What about unplanned disasters ??????? Madness ...............
Rabies ....	First case in UK for a century ...... Wonder what's changed ??
Video Evidence ....	A number of people have been prosecuted for motor offences, caught by their own act of videoing themselves doing 200mph, or popping wheelies on busy motorways etc etc.... The TV series 'Britains Worst Drivers' should therefore be considered evidence enough that these muppets shouldnt be let near a car, let alone have a license that sez they can drive one..........retests all around, at least......... On a similar note, Michael Jackson, the mutant monkey, should be prosecuted for child abuse after dangling his son over a balcony in Berlin, the evidence is incontravertible....
Ferrari (again ...)	Somethin' of a bizarre end to indianapolis ...... My only hope is that Michael slowed, to let Ruebens catch him for the photo shot, an' Ruebens thought. "Aye Aye ! I can steal this ........" I can hope !!!!!
Mo' Labour...	Seems a poll has returned a verdict that people are distrustful of politicians ...... No Shit ?? Sherlock !
More Polls....	A multi million pound inquiry into why people drink alcohol, has returned statements including...... " To be social... " " 'cos they like it ..." " Relaxes ......" Almost as bad as ......................
Traffic Congestion..	Is apparently caused by........... wait for it ......................... Too many cars .................... I am as a fish removed from its bowl....... £1million ????
Been A While ....	But I'm moved again now, seems Blair hasnt got time to address the Euro, but he has got time to go runnin' to the US to discuss war ....... maybe he should discuss it with us an' parliament first.......... I must say, Saddam is a flake of the highest order, but asa yet we have been provided with no proof of what is claimed by dubya ......
Worse....	Hundreds of people have been dropped from a doctors register..... TO make room for Asylum seekers !!!! This is a very bad move that simply proves our resources cannot support the level of seekers that are entering...... We ignore this at our peril........ Tho' dont expect an act by government... domestic issues are obviously noit part of their brief..........
Labour...	Currently languishing £6 million in the red, courting business' for favours (F1 etc) and now we find the smallpox vaccine contract, may be for the wrong one...... Well, Thats OK, at least the business is going to a party subscriber.......... We are being dragged further & further down the American route... How do we initiate a vote of 'no confidence' an' get 'em out ?
I Know !	Lets give the 'Dome to the Yanks, if they make a profit, we should get some back, the government assures us of this...after all the lottery investment....... Hang on, isnt that run by Yanks too ? Additional....... It now seems that that we only get some profit back when it reaches a certain level ..... Who the f**k gives these spoons the right to make decisions like that ? Someone should be accountable..... (yeah, I know.. in my dreams ........)
Air Traffic Control (again)	Errrrrrrrr, seems operators cannot define the difference between some numbers & letters on-screen. A subject for investigation by 'Computer Weekly', in a report submitted by a government agency 'its acceptable...' To state that ' The system is designed to ensure the space between aircraft is such that any errors made will be minor' does not instil confidence....... If the lettering is wrong (after all, very few fonts and sizes to choose from.....) What other issues are there ? ah...... crashed 5 times already....... 6 years late ......
Vatican...	Apparently the Pope is upset with celebrities wearing diamond crucifixes........ The money should be spent on good causes........... HELLO ?!!! Dont they all wear gold ? Are churches not stuffed with gold trinkets ? I'm almost speechless !!!! That must be why they wear sandals, so they can shoot 'emselves in the foot without wrecking their shoes...........
Ferrari	What a bunch of tos***s, ther have been dodgy passes before, but never with such blatant points grabbing.......... Worst thing that could happen to GP as it sits at the moment....... The crowd was (quite rightly) actually booing !!!!
Potters Bar.	Oh no, not again........... 7 dead ?? they really are gonna have to sort this out.... People really are not gonna travel by rail if they keep having fatal crashes.........
American Air Support..	Heh ! Extraordinary ! They jus' took out 4 Canadians today..... What is it with the Yanks & 'friendly fire' ? Statement was ' Well these weapons are dangerous things......' They certainly are in the hands of amatuers. Apparently they are gonna be 'supporting' our chaps over there... NO THANKS
Football... (yeah I know.... but ..)	Having been in the best shape for eons, our national team is now getting a sound nobbling from the euro's.... You've gotta wonder havn't ya ? Beckham taken out be Desp'ots... (& now doubtful) & Owen ...... Can still win but what a mountain to climb.
Railtrack	Say no more.... shareholders to get a handout ? Why ? Can I now claim for all the failures to win the lottery ? I mean, they're a gamble right ? What about endowment mortgages ? Can we have some compensation too ?!
Fruitcake	Yep, fruitcake, well its not a cake is it ? Definitely A gross travesty against cakedom
Farmers..	It seems they are now unhappy with the governments handling of the Foot & Mouth crisis. Does no-one else think ferrying infected herds of livestock from one farm to another for compensation is bad crisis management ? Must be time for new range rovers all around eh ?
Air Traffic Control.......	So, after completely flying in the face of the overall opinions of populace and industry, traffic control was sold in July, its now on the bones of its a*** and expecting a bail out ? How do we make these clowns accountable ?
US Policy....	Heh ! Fairly broad canvas here, human rights ? Environmental vandals ? Hypocrisy personified ? Update I believe we can all worry now, Bush has now stated we should take our global coalition to war against any potential terrorists countries...... (Hello, Anyone remember Ireland ?) and anyone suspected of producing weapons of mass destruction..... Interesting choice of terms, global coalition, seems it only works for what they (US Government) want....... For instance, despite the fact their emmisions policies (or lack thereof) have a detrimental effect on global environments (is that terrorism ?), they continue to churn sh*t out in contravention to world agreements, 'cos their economy may suffer... well, thats OK by us, we'd all like to live healthier. Steel ? Yanks will only have their own now, only a matter of time before they start inflating other import taxes too.
Chinook......	How can the government possibly refute the findings of the Lords Committee, absolving the pilots of the Mull flight of all responsibility ? There was no evidence to support their stance anyway ! Hello ! Read your own reports on software problems ...
Dome Raiders ...	Proof if any where needed, that our judicial system is bollo*. 19 years for trying to steal a diamond ? Obviously if a life of crime is being contemplated, being a murderer or rapist carries less downtime............. Go figure .......
French..	Errrrrrr, we got soundly thrashed today by an impressive french side...... Was that really the England team of the rest of the tournament ?

Forestry Commission	Changed attitudes to bikes means the number of 'skills' areas, jump specs, are on the increase, with their blessing, signs are even being posted, keep up the good work !!!
Manchester...	Well, having spent some time there recently, I have to say, the place looks and feels great........ At risk of upsetting some folks, the irish architects did 'em a favour ...
Steve Peat & Ffyon Griffiths ....	UCI World Cup Downhill, Kaprun, Austria. Outstanding race guys ! Unfortunately both were pipped by the French at the very last run ...... Still, its good to hav ethe Brits in there ! Well done !
Commonwealth Games...	Fine event ! England is doin' well, both with medals an' as hosts !
ID Cards..	Dare i say it ? 'Bout bloody time ! Get on with it. There is so much fraud an' deception going on, can you believe its taken this long to get to this point of discussion ?? Our driving licenses are pretty worthless as they dont have a picture. Typically, many are bleating about 'rights'...... Ignore 'em.......
Alpine Tracks..	Thanks Guys & Gals ! What a team ! You made 4 Pixies very happy, Thanx .... (Check out the Pixie Cru page in a few days for some phots an' more stuff .... <: )
Beckham...	Yeah, I know, football, but credit where its due eh ? Have you seen the number of George crosses around ? Good effort fella !
Golden Oldie...	From a learned US Proffessor with regard to the effect of video games on kids.......... 'If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we would all be running around in a darkened room munching pills and listening to repetitive music ........' Quite.............. Heh ! Heh ! Heh !
Eric Barone....	Fastest man on a mountain bike came a cropper yesterday (13th may) trying to break his own record.... The frame broke up at 130Km/hr ! Looks like he'll be spending a few days in hospital...... Respect ........
Australia !.....	What a year for them eh ? They got a Gold medal in Salt Lake 'cos the speed skaters all crashed in to each other on the last corner, and their new Formula One driver got a 5th yesterday, (in his debut race) 'cos the rest of the field insisted on crashing into each other at the first corner..... Minardi got their seasons goal in the first race Congrats !
Builders of Delamere play spec.. !	Good effort guys ! This group of chaps managed to get active Forestry Commission support and help to construct a 'Bike Skills' area in a less frequented area of the forest. Project has advanced considerably now. Mainly due to the tenacity and work of the riders, but a big shout for the Forestry Commission too !
SAS	Most definitely a source of national pride, but how good is the yanks borrowing them to succesfully rescue a countryman ? Good effort guys.
Si, Birkenhead cycles	Supply of S2, my new frame & forks !
On The Spot Fines ...	Good effort Tony (Blair), all you have to do is ensure enforcement for it to work...... (unlike a similar scheme to prevent dog defecation by fining owners............)

currently being posted, watch this space !!!