Previous years ......
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No shortage of ineptitude to choose from.................
| WHAT a FArce ..... | Well, sh*t, what a race .... t*ssers ..... cannot believe the
chain of events resulting in the Indianapolis grand prix being contested by 6
vehicles ...... Michelin, a French tyre nmanufacturer, turned up with tyres
that werent up for the track, fair do's, they gave everyone a heads up, and
Flavios solution seemed best, rac with the chicane and score no points, but no,
Ferrari still havin a weed on about their tyre probs las' year, said no ......
so we had 14 vehicles return to the pit after the formation lap, to a dismayed
and at that point, quiet crowd ....They became much more vocal as the penny
dropped ... There was over a day to resolve this, instead, US gp is an embaressment, and, I feel, unlikely to occur again ? .. And what about Michelin ? Can they produce F1 tyres anymore ? 'Kin joke .... BILLIONS of pounds in budgets ...... Crap... ! |
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| Button ... | Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr .... sad sunday for Jenson .... failing to finish at Indiana ..... Must have had Sato's car today !!! |
| BLAIR .... | The man is off on one, time to listen Tony .. we do not want
control of our forces governed by brussels, they have no idea what to do with
an effective military. I for one CERTAINLY DO NOT want any french influence
over our military. There is some cause for concern over border controls too .... being as we get soundly shafted NOW with regard to immigration ...... |
| Man ! | The world is going to hell in a handbasket, and our press gets
all wet over Posh & Becks' alleged affairs. To all those purveyors of 'celebrity' and all its trappings, get a f**kin' life, do somethin' of your own to talk about ...... while you still can ....... Additional .... Tony Blair came out today on the side of privacy ! Apparently aggreived at the press for their lack of empathy (No sh*t sherlock ?) The press, in their defence, quoted '' The public's voracious appetite for this subject "resulted in a 100,000 increase in the 'News Of The Screws' (News Of the World) 'readership'..... Voracious ?????? 100,000 ?????? Out of 56 Million ??? Methinks they f*ckin' with the English language and dictionary definitions ...... |
| Army Logic etc .... | Right..... The guys do a sterling job, mostly in the face of
adversity, doubly so when for some reason damages are awarded to people who
were shot at BECAUSE they refused to stop for a road block... Pure f***in'
madness ..... |
| More Logic ... | Seems some folk are sueing for damages against the army / air
force / navy for traumatic experiences they didnt expect ........ Are they 'kin stoopid ? Really, we should just laugh at these tossers... What exactly did they think they were joining the armed forces for ??? There is a clue in the question .... Indeed there should be many obvious pointers to the entire population of the globe ... Humanity having embarked on 1 or 2 conflicts in the last few millennia ..... I think its time to include a 'stupidity' clause at the contractual stage of ALL employment that should state 'the signee agrees they are not stupid' and signs to the effect that 'if they pursue a course at any time in the future, indicating they are, compensation will be due to the employer', and they should also be subject to public ridicule ... and as much publicity as the ridiculous pursuits they engage upon ..... Please !!! .... |
| Guantanamo Bay .... | Serious embarassment to US, I know and it shows our influence that they have released the last remaining 'Brits' ...... BUT we dont want 'em either !!! |
| .Right ! Thats IT !! | I reported a fault on my Phone line yesterday ...... Got a call back @ 22:00 hours to see if it was OK .... phone was but the call wasnt ..... Today, a call centre operative from India called to see if my phone was working ..... try explaining 'intermittent' to a technophobic Indian call centre operative ..... drive me @kin mad it does ..... Everyone I talk to appears against international call centres, they get frustrated by the language / culture barrier, so why on earth do a company called British Telecom use them ? We should all start raising petitions, and leave en masse if they wont comply .. lets get consumer power working for us ... |
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| More army stuff .... | Now, it seems we too have soldiers abusing iraqi prisoners .. This, is of course quite unacceptable. .... But then, we may be a bit quick on the judgement ... after all, the major told the soldiers to 'work them hard' .... Why ? Because they were looting ...... You know, thieves, stealing the aid supplies ...... Okay, bit bad having to work, but, 'spose its better than getting shot ....... Another charge is 'pretending to hit them ......' Are we straw clutching yet ? Finally, a couple of guys feigning sex ? I hope the pictures arent as open to interpretation as many of the others are ...... I know, the fork lift is bad, but then he didnt want him falling off and hurting himself did he ? ! We dont need all this .. let the army administer it and keep the 'kin yanks out. |
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| AAAAAAAAAAAAAAArgggggghhhh ! | I don' 'kin believe it .......... Someone has mixed a dance track with a mobile ring tone & released it as a single ....... I despair .............. |
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| F1 ! | Well, there's always a GP entry ... This time in Raves ....
Congrats to Jenson Button who got a podium place (3rd) at Sepang, His First. (update ..... got 3rd in Bahrain too !! :-) Major update ! ......Jenson takes POLE POSITION at San Marino, ahead of Michael & Juan Pablo .... top man !!!!! All smiles here ! |
| Moto GP | Valentino Rossi proved his unerring ability to ride anything
with 2 wheels to victory, against all odds, on Sunday, taking the win in Africa
in the seasons opener against Max Biaggi, who was soooooo close ...... |
| Scalextric ...... | MotoGP edition, yep, 2 wheeled bikes, coming to a slot circuit
near you soon !!!! We wait with bated breath !!!!!! Additional ....... they're heeeeeeeeeere !!!! |
| US President .... | GW has been attempting to woo the bike fraternity by
play-testing the face -brake for us ...... :-) Fortunately, he hasnt done any obvious damage, as most of the injuries have been limited to the head area ....... Anyone remember Max Headroom ? I'm eagerly awaiting his next speech to reinforce the likeness ! |
| ENGLAND !!!! | Not a convincing win against the Swiss, but good score line ensures victory ! |
| ENGLAND ! | Far more convincing effort against Croatia, lookin' good guys.
Played well and kept cool ! 4-2 !!!!!!!! Rooooooooooooooooooooney !!!! It is soooooooooooo good to see / hear everyone so positive 'bout them, do all the flags mean waves of patriotism ? |
| Space Ship One ... | Successful flight yesterday, does it pave the way for budget space travel ? We can only hope ... Good effort guys ! |
| Tsunami ...... | Terrible loss of life, nothing said can appease that, but some remarkable stories coming thru', and let's give a big shout to the aid workers and folk who helped out whilst there in the thick of it ... |
| Bill Gates ... | Yeah ... I know .. but the guy has just donated 14 billion dollars (certainly more than the US (& GB !) anyway, for innoculations and care in the 3rd world ....... Nice one !! |
