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| Report ..... Full turn-out, Gray declined the opportunity to 'guest', and Bones had a playing card stuck to the wall ..... Oddly, a jack ..... but such was the confusion at the start, he declined to play his joker ... or 'jacker' !!! The unveiling ........ Oh No ! 'Kin Golf said Bram ....... So, Bones opened play at St Andrews, with prevailing winds up to 40 mph & torrents of rain (given the opportunity to control our environment, we chose wind & rain ??? Huh ........???) with a quite spectacular eagle .... amid much 'gamesmanship' ....' FIX !' 'Its a ringer' Order remained Bones, Bram, Andy, Dave until the 4th, with much merriment around the 2nd as Dave bunkered a shot and took the first bogey. Bram & Bones were tied 'till 6th, the pace was ecclectic, with some spectacular shots, culminating in Bram pulling off a 75ft putt for an eagle on the 7th.... By half time, Bram was leading , with Bones, Andy & Dave 'I didnt mean to do that ..' following, causing Dave to comment he (Bram) may indeed have been 'blessed by the x-box god ...' and click over the scores rapidly !!! Heh ! Some spirituality issues here !!! .... With such spectacular play and whitty repetoire, Gray had to leave just after midnight because the excitement was so intense, so Bones went to open the garage, Dave locked the door to the flat as a wind up, but when Bones returned he was rather concerned to be outside, shouting, as he did, thru' the letter box 'Dave, stop messing, let me in QUICKLY !!!!' ...... Seems he & Gray had had an offer they just had to refuse .... from the local looness, it would appear .... Inviting all around to hers ... hahahahahahahahahahahaha .... I think NOT ..... At 13th, it seems the xbox god had deserted Bram, scoring 2 mediocre pars on the run ...... And by the 16th, Dave was quite apoplectic, abusing all and sundry, trying to wish everyone into bunkers and actually succeeding with Andy, tho' he recovered brilliantly to secure a par..... as did everyone from 13 to 16 ...... At the 17th, Bones leads by 1 stroke, from Andy & Bram who were tied and Dave..... Apparently a world renowned par 3, the pressure was on everyone, with only 1 point seperating the top 3 ..... Dave gets the green, Andy secures a green spec, Bram alights exquisitely on the putting surface, and as Andy goes to the Head, Bones takes his drive ..... the sounds of Bones' jaw hitting the floor and Daves howls of laughter rivaling a true Krusty cackle, were surpassed only by the sound of Bones ball happily glancing off the concrete path into the bounds of, well, out of ...... He's blown ... Bones has popped !... To add insult to injury, his next shot resulted in an excursion into the countryside, resulting in a quite unique (yep ! the ONLY one ...) bad shot ending in a score of 7 on the par 3 ..... Incredible that the others managed to pot their balls without incident with all the tea and sympathy flowing so readily & freely .... Yeah ... right .... Dave was in tears as he declared 'Ohhhhh ! you said earlier you were dying to read the report tomorrow ... so am I now !!!! ' ....... The 18th was approached by Bram & Andy leading, Bones actually pulled one back, but one wasnt (nearly) enough, and with scores equal, required a play off to define 1st & 2nd ...... At 18 .. the strokes were : Andy & Bram 60 (amazing !) Bones 62 and Dave 66 ..... One hole was enough to secure Brams victory with a birdie and Bones' agony was stepped up another notch ....and will probably run and run ... Final scores : 4 to Bram with a Krusty giggle .... 3 to Andy smirking all the way home .... 2 to 'suicide' Bones & 1 to 'Get in the 'kin bunker..' Dave |
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